Ten Signs that you’re a Facebook (or Myspace) Whore- Part Four

This is part four of an ongoing series on the blog. Make sure to check out Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.

9) The Underwear Shot- Underwear is the new outerwear. There have been lots of pictures posted on social networking sites of people in their underwear. Often paired with the “mirror shot”, the “underwear shot” loves to show off what once was considered sacred. The underwear of choice is often the boy cut underwear, whether on a boy or a girl. Girls may even choose to show off their latest Victoria’s Secret purchase, or guys may unveil the boxer briefs (and abs). It’s a new twist to the saying…make sure you’re wearing clean underwear…just in case someone sees your picture on Facebook or MySpace.

10) The Bits Showoff (a.k.a. “The Cleavage Shot)- One of the most popular shots of the Facebook and MySpace whores is the Cleavage Shot. Starting about as early as they develop, girls are posting more and more pics that reveal part of their breasts. Typically a self shooter, these girls seem to feel as if they must put one arm above their head and take a picture at a downward angle. Of course, this shot must also include a tank top, a loose fitting shirt, or simply a bra (because the bra wasn’t revealing enough). The most ambitious of the Bits Showoff skanks also love to notify their friends that they have new pictures and that they REALLY want you to offer them some “comment love,” although “comment lust” would be more grammatically correct. Fortunately, guys have not personally embraced this trend as much, despite the fact that a lot of them are developing large breasts while spending so much time with video games and the internet.

Just to let you know, this will not be the last you see of the “Facebook/Myspace whore” series. I have at least a few more blogs in the works in regards to it, so make sure you check back often!